This Uber Driver Curates Playlists For Each of His Passengers

This Uber Driver Has A Playlist For Every Type Of Passenger And It's Too Real
By Mark PygasUpdated Oct. 8 2018, 5:32 p.m. ET
We've all been there. You get into an Uber or a Lyft and the driver puts on some music to drown out the awkward silence. But chances are, it's not exactly going to be your jam. So when you get your destination, you drop them a four star rating instead of a five.
Twitter user Teejus came up with a pretty ingenious way to get his rating up after recently joining Uber and Lyft as a driver. After some extensive field research, he was able to group his passengers into 11 separate groups. Then he set about creating the perfect playlist for each of the groups, and apparently, it's been working pretty well.
Teejus wrote on Twitter: "So I just started driving for uber and Lyft and I’ve been getting a lot more compliments on my music since generalising my passengers by 1 of these 11 playlists."
So I just started driving for uber and Lyft and I’ve been getting a lot more compliments on my music since generalizing my passengers by 1 of these 11 playlists pic.twitter.com/WhX1O5wZ4b
— 🍑 (@TEEJUS___) February 25, 2018Chances are, you'd jam to at least one of these playlists...
Which one is it?
Heady bros? White dudes who look like they like rap? Basic 20-30s? 30+? Quiet people? POC? ##$(#)@ hipster? WM early 20s? Early 20s fem?
People seem to be able to relate.
"Lmao, at first sigh, prob basic 20s-30s. Sometimes I guess wrong tho and then I don’t want them to see me change the playlists and be like you think I’m a heady bro??," the driver writes.
Def ‘fucking hipsters’
— 🍑 (@TEEJUS___) February 25, 2018Lmao, at first sight, prob basic 20s-30s 😅. Sometimes I guess wrong tho and then I don’t want them to see me change the playlists and be like wtf you think I’m a heady bro
— 🍑 (@TEEJUS___) February 25, 2018Heady bros (;
— 🍑 (@TEEJUS___) February 25, 2018Teejus isn't the only Uber driver to get inventive to get those magic five stars.
Meanwhile, i'm still waiting for my phone back.
Y'all my uber driver mailed my gum to me... THERE ARE GOOD HONEST PPL IN THIS WORLD pic.twitter.com/UscXboZ7xW
— Autumn Rice (@AutumnRIce1) February 11, 2017Some friends won't even send you a Christmas card.
A Christmas card from my #Uber driver. How lovely is that? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ pic.twitter.com/E1I9pBUabL
— Claire Brennan (@ClaireLBrennan) December 15, 2016Ready for anything.
Drop some knowledge.
My @Uber driver handed me the SWEETEST little note pic.twitter.com/HWHw1p8BjI
— Cristina Criddle (@CristinaCriddle) January 7, 2017Adorable.
My Uber driver is feeling it pic.twitter.com/wmWuk4cvkn
— eve barlow (@Eve_Barlow) January 27, 2017Ready for any type of phone.
Meanwhile, airlines will charge you $20 an hour for WiFi.
Can we rate six stars?
This UBER driver had everything you needed in this world 😂 pic.twitter.com/iFNDhpwKeG
— Latrell Phillips (@TrizzeTrell) January 6, 2017We're jealous of all of these people.
ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7pbXSramam6Ses7p6wqikaKyimrultc2gZmtoYW18cX6Oa25oaYCXwqixjq6Znqpdmb%2BqwsSrZKmkka65qr%2FTZp2oql2aw6a%2B2GarsqiVYrynec%2Baqqydnpyysw%3D%3D