Conversations between Obama and Biden
24 Conversations That Obama And Biden Have Had Since Trump Won The Election
By Mark PygasUpdated Nov. 18 2019, 2:25 p.m. ET
Following the election of Donald Trump as president, we have to say goodbye to everyone’s favorite couple, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. And while the exchange of house keys may seem like it’s going civil for the cameras, we got our hands on some of the conversations that Biden and Obama are having about Trump behind closed doors.
Biden: ...so, when Trump walks in, you duck and I sock him wit-
Obama: No, Joe pic.twitter.com/sJIejb1rEN
Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: Just one booby trap
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/IDTc2L1sKF
Biden: bro come over
Obama: bro we're supposed to be packing
Biden: look I made a flipagram of us throughout our 8 years
Obama: BROO pic.twitter.com/eyXvy0RMZZ
Biden: Trump better not get in my face... cos I'll drop that motherfucker
Obama: Joe.
Biden: pic.twitter.com/oB6kUbBvuQ
Biden: Oh boy, his car is here, quick let's all hide
Obama: Joe pls pic.twitter.com/w0pqxcaS9A
Biden: Like heck am I leaving him any ice cream, Barack here take a cone
Obama: Joe you know I'm lactose into-
Biden: Like. Heck. pic.twitter.com/zXGOTS2pNs
Biden: He can have the dang plane but I'm taking this jacket pic.twitter.com/SPKabM3KJ1
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016Biden: How do I throw everyone off the White House Netflix account? I'll be damned if Trump is gonna mess up my suggested list pic.twitter.com/UvcbA6TxEp
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 11, 2016Biden: I'm gonna punch him.
Obama: Smile and wave, Joe. pic.twitter.com/ImEz6X68jm
President Obama: Donald Trump is our next President.
Joe Biden: pic.twitter.com/RTaBi2iaNK
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) November 10, 2016BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here.
OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that.
BIDEN: Punch him round the back.
OBAMA: Joe.
BIDEN: Kick, then. pic.twitter.com/TmbPfrBalT
Joe: "IDK about you and Michelle, but I'm taking my curtains with me"
Barack: "Joe we have to-"
Joe: "Taking all the bath towels too" pic.twitter.com/AtMAIYW7qC
— MistyKnightsTwistOut (@Steph_I_Will) November 11, 2016Joe: "What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave"
Barack:" Joe we can't-"
Joe: "Or we could cut all the cords" pic.twitter.com/SHrCkr8ZPs
— MistyKnightsTwistOut (@Steph_I_Will) November 11, 2016Joe: "We should take all the seasoning, not like they'll have the cooks use them anyway"
Barack: "Joe-"
Joe: "I'll grab the Lawry's" pic.twitter.com/TIsGtMTJBZ
— MistyKnightsTwistOut (@Steph_I_Will) November 11, 2016Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here
Obama: joe im on the phone
Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to pic.twitter.com/qfjh3ffkPE
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) November 11, 2016"Let's be eating Burritos when he turns up"
"Joe"
"And be wearing massive sombreros"
"Joe"
"Ok but what about the orange face paint"
"Joe" pic.twitter.com/0oV5lTGvt4
Biden: how did we lose the election
Obama: Joe I told you we didn't run
Biden: haha oh yeah
[later]
Biden: wait they're kicking us out?
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016Biden: I found a cool new apartment for us downtown
Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are-
Michelle: [covers obama's mouth] are so excited!
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016BIDEN: BE NICE AND DO IT
OBAMA: No, Joe.
BIDEN: [starts holding breath]
OBAMA: pic.twitter.com/Rbf2GYgFsL
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 11, 2016"barack please don't leave me with them"
"joe you're leaving when I leave"
"oh right lmao love u" pic.twitter.com/gnQE3UdyS8
Trump: first off id like to than-
Biden: [cracking his knuckles] go ahead say somethin smart
Obama: Joe please-
Biden: nah fuck this dude
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 10, 2016Biden: are you gonna shake his hand?
Obama: yes
Biden: but he said you were born in kenya
Obama: i know
Biden: but he
Obama: i know joe
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) November 9, 2016BIDEN: bary wats ur number can we talk abt the polls
OBAMA: joe im sitting right next to u
BIDEN: so ur *puts on aviators* too close to call
In an interview with New York Magazine, Biden said of his friendship with Obama, "He has a great line when friends ask him, 'What’s it like with Joe?' He says, 'It’s like an older brother–younger brother. We make up for each other’s shortcomings.' Well, he makes up for a lot more of my shortcomings than I do his."
And when the VP was dealing with his son Beau's deteriorating health, Obama showed how much he cared. "When Beau had what we thought was a stroke two years before it got diagnosed as cancer, Barack came running down the hall saying, 'Joe, is Beau OK? Joe, is he all right?'" Biden recalled in an interview with InStyle. "Barack was emotional. He said, 'Joe, don’t [sell your house to pay for Beau's treatment], don’t do that! You love that house. Don’t do that. I’ll give you the money.'"
Obama feels a similar kinship to his right-hand man. "You were the first choice I made as a nominee, and the best," the president said to Biden in his final speech. "Not just because you have been a great vice president, but because in the bargain, I gained a brother. [Michelle and I] love you and Jill like family, and your friendship has been one of the great joys of our life."
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